I don't see the point in big, ugly animals with wide mouths and stubby legs.
Guess I'm just hippocritical.Submitted by: giorgiss
Woman on the bus said to me, "Your fly is down."
I said, "I know, I'm taking him to see his psychologist."Submitted by: giorgiss
I was hiking through the woods when I came face to face with bigfoot.
"Do you mind if I fake a photo?" I asked him.Submitted by: giorgiss
I never knew dogs could be racist.
Then I met a sniffer dog.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a vet with a dead labrador in his arms.
The Vet looks at the dog and says "sorry sir, your dog is dead"
"I'd like a second opinion please" says the man laying his beloved animal on the table.
"One moment sir" says the vet
second vet comes in carrying a cat, he waves the cat over the dog and say "sorry sir, you dog is definately dead"
The man says "look are you sure"
"Yes" says the vet "these cat scans are very reliable"Submitted by: giorgiss
I was telling my mate I just got myself a labrador.
He said: "Oh they're really nice dogs, I love them but they make you go blind."Submitted by: giorgiss
Do animal rights activists ever try to kill two birds with one stone?
Submitted by: giorgiss
Sharks in the Mediterranean have ravished on food today and are said to be ecstatic at the arrival of 90 toothpicks to help them keep their teeth in good shape.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I love Hummingbirds.
Thats why I put a dab of superglue on the flowers of the Hummingbird feeder.Submitted by: giorgiss
Me and my mate picked up a couple of birds the other day.
'Yeah I think they're dead,' I said and chucked them in the park bin.Submitted by: giorgiss
