Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was chickenSubmitted by: giorgiss
Everyone said me and the wife were way too young and immature to get married.
Joke's on them.We're expecting our third Tamagotchi in a week's time.Submitted by: giorgiss
Critics said my career as a comedian was over.
"That's just your oPUNion", I quipped.
They were right.Submitted by: giorgiss
"what is wet, slippery and smells?"
"Son you think this kind of joke is appropriate at the dinner table!?"
"Well we are eating pickles....."Submitted by: giorgiss
It's my girlfriends birthday in a couple of weeks, I really don't know what to get her. We've been together for nearly 8 years.
I just don't really know what 8 year olds like.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said that I need to stop acting like a kid and be upfront with her more.
I said, "I can't, because the rear child safety locks are on!"Submitted by: giorgiss
why couldn't the pirates play cards?
the captain was standing on the deckSubmitted by: giorgiss
If i was down that mine, in a big, dark cave,
Hide & seek anyone?Submitted by: giorgiss
Justin Bieber's Hair cut: 45
Justin Biebe'rs Wardrobe: 150
Justin Bieber's talent: Worthless
For every 'Tard, there is a Master 'Tard.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw a bird versus squirrel fight. A car won.
Submitted by: giorgiss
