My friend recently sent me a 'chain letter' so I decided to show you all our email conversation -
"if u dnt snd this chain 2 10 people in the next hour u will see a dead gurl in ur bedroom tonight'
"Oh great! She'll fit in nicely with the other two there!"Submitted by: giorgiss
I always have a bit of banter with the professor who lives next door, but this morning he turned round and said that my ripostes, "reflect a personality that too readily regresses into inane juvenile protestations."
I said, "No, that's you."Submitted by: giorgiss
You know you truly still are a child when you take an orange segement, put it in your mouth and pretend your a boxer.
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How come Deaf people always find the time to play charades.
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It's cute when your child comes home from nursery and tells you that she's got a new boyfriend...
...this changes however, when you find out that he is older than you...Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently, I always put childish phrases into sentences when they are not needed, well that's what she said.
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Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa Clause with a sign that says, "Help, need ride."
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I hate working in a posh school. Roll call is the worst.
"Tarquin" "Sir" "Wilton" "Sir" "Emency" "Sir"
"Tarquin Wilton Emency Phillips Boucher! Please stop interrupting me!"Submitted by: giorgiss
"I got ripped in 4 weeks"
Oh and I see you got a face lift while you were at it.Submitted by: giorgiss
As I stared through the bars of my cage, I was surprised to see the witch eating her own house made of sweets.
Then I realised that it must be that time of the month.Submitted by: giorgiss
