I tagged my mate in a photo on Facebook.
He reported me to our boss in ASDA and now I'm no longer to be trusted with the price gun.Submitted by: giorgiss
Are you smarter than a ten year old?
Yes I know that if a stranger offers me some sweets, it will probably end up with me getting fisted...Submitted by: giorgiss
I often have flings with birds, then end up smashing their back doors in and destroying them outside in the woods.
How I love playing Angry Birds on my phone.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate was named after his father.
They called him "Dad".Submitted by: giorgiss
I told the wife I was going to a fancy dress party as one of the Seven Dwarfs.
She said."Don't be stupid."
Silly cow thinks that was one of them.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife called me immature today. So I told her to look down her blouse and spell the word A-T-T-I-C out loud.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in Tesco yesterday and it was announced over the tannoy that a child was lost in the store followed by a full description of what the child was wearing.
Bit like 'Scramble' but for Pedophiles!Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm the kind of guy who laughs in the face of adversity.
Mostly other people's.Submitted by: giorgiss
Even though I'm a monster, I find it hard to fall asleep.
I always feel like there's something on top of my bed.Submitted by: giorgiss
How's the treatment for compulsive lying going?
Brilliantly.Submitted by: giorgiss
