Police have arrested The Big Bad Wolf and charged him with the attempted murder of three of their most junior officers.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate called me childish the other day, so to prove him wrong I made him eat his own words,
By spelling them out in alphabetti spaghettiSubmitted by: giorgiss
I like to stand near ATMs.
When somebody types in their pin number I shout, "Got it!" and then I run away.Submitted by: giorgiss
After watching the news coverage from the murder scene of Ashleigh Hall, it`s no wonder the guy who killed her got caught so quickly!
I mean, why hide the body in a tent?Submitted by: giorgiss
I was holding on to our new born baby a little too much recently. My missus told me to put him down. I think saying "you're small, ugly and smell" wasn't quite what she meant.
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Finally. . .
I've been staring at those After Eights all day.Submitted by: giorgiss
If they ever do manage to find Wally, will he be shot in the head and buried at sea as well?
Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend told me she gives up and can't see me anymore.
I rule at Hide & Seek.Submitted by: giorgiss
How do you make a girl cry?
Tell them they came second in Britain's Got TalentSubmitted by: giorgiss
We used to run around in the neighborhood playing games like 'War.'
I'm not proud of that. We lost some good kids.Submitted by: giorgiss
