Humpty dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't put humpty together again.
It's a pity they let the horses try first, resulting in the further smashing of the intact pieces the army could have put together with some superglue.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife left me last night for using too many abbreviations
I was like wtf?Submitted by: giorgiss
The government's committee for dealing with emergency events is called "COBRA".
With a name like that, I bet they meet up in a treehouse, have a 'No girls allowed' rule, and give each other codenames like "Nighthawk" and "Big Dog".Submitted by: giorgiss
Tried to impress my wife this morning by putting all the plates in the dishwasher before she came home. Apparently, we don't have a dishwasher.
Another washing machine ruined...Submitted by: giorgiss
Laughter is the best medicine.
Unless you laugh for no reason, in which case you need medicine.Submitted by: giorgiss
Sometimes I wish I had a lower IQ so I could understand what the wife is saying
Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife keeps telling me to grow up.
Well this shall stop from tomorrow morning, when my power ranger stilts arrive in the post.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate told me I was unoriginal,
So is his mum!Submitted by: giorgiss
my friend told me i was childish and imature the other day
but then so is his mum!Submitted by: giorgiss
Just had a 9 to 5 shift at childline it was the hardest 8 hours of my life.
Submitted by: giorgiss
