I don't think it's fair for my wife to call me immature.
Fair enough, I did purposely buy the same telly as my neighbours so I could stand outside their house and change their channels with my remote, but who doesn't?Submitted by: giorgiss
Got young children? When the wife takes them to a supermarket, tell them that no matter how fast they run at it, automatic doors will always open in time...
Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't like cheesy jokes...
They aren't mature enough.Submitted by: giorgiss
Knock Knock
Come in....
Well this is awkwardSubmitted by: giorgiss
My mom told me it's about high time I grew up and become independent
I nearly choked on her breastmilk!Submitted by: giorgiss
Lonely man has car for sale. Low Mileage. Drives lovely.
Time wasters welcome.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said to me, "I'm sick of you being very immature. Any more of it and I'm leaving you."
I said, "I'm sorry."
She said, "Well at least you apologised."
I said, "No, I just farted, hehe."Submitted by: giorgiss
If you ever want a bit of a laugh then tell a bunch of builders that there is a group of students going around dressed as coppers and winding everybody up.
Then ring the police and tell them there are a group of students dressed up as builders vandalising your street.
Sit back and enjoy.Submitted by: giorgiss
Boss: "I'm sorry Mr Smith, but I'm going to have to let you go, your immaturity in the workplace has gone too far, and quite frankly you're just plain obnoxious and childish"
Me: "I know you are but what am I?"Submitted by: giorgiss
My Girlfriend left me, claiming that I was just too childish.
So I flicked a bogey at herSubmitted by: giorgiss
