I like to keep my jokes Original.
Werther's you like it or not.Submitted by: giorgiss
When I was younger, my parents didn't want me to get a tattoo. My mum said, "If you decide to get a tattoo, make sure you get it in a place that doesn't matter"
So I did, in Preston.Submitted by: giorgiss
How many of you have had that awkward moment when you have to pretend to be amused by your mates 'Wicked new joke' that you actually read on Sickipedia over a month ago...?
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My mate Dean has a terrible stutter. Every time he introduces himself it's like Match of the Day is starting.
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Has anyone else noticed that, if you have a job, you actually don't have time to make up anagram jokes?
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I'm going to change my name to Simon, then everyone has to do as I say.
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I got a joke from Orange Plus on my phone today.
"What's a pirates favourite subject?
Arrrrrrt!"
They seriously need to get on to this website.Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you hear about the chicken that got further than the other side?
It was beyond a joke.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Help me!" screamed the woman in the burning building "I'm going to have to jump."
"What did you say?" I shouted back as she plunged to earth.
"Help me!" she screamed again.
"What?" I asked again.
There wasn't time for her to reply as she landed in a crumpled heap beside me.
"Sorry" I said, " I didn't quite catch you there"Submitted by: giorgiss
A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to the other building that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the young man replied. "Let's see what you've got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said with a smile, "alright. Get in."Submitted by: giorgiss
