Robin Hood lay dying, and all the faithful gathered round. With his weak and fading breath, Robin asked Marion to bring him the best arrow from the quiver beside his bed, and then asked Little John to bring him his bow. He put the arrow to the bow and aimed through the open window into the generous green sward of Sherwood Forest beyond which he loved so much. He asked of Friar Tuck, "Promise me that wherever the arrow falls, there you will bury me." And when Tuck had sworn, Robin Hood demanded the same of the others. Then with his last strength he drew on The bow and let the arrow fly.
And then he died, smiling. And next day, they did as they had promised, they buried Robin Hood....... on top of his wardrobe.Submitted by: giorgiss
Man: ily
Woman: Awww write the words in full they mean more when theyre written properly
Man: Im leaving youSubmitted by: giorgiss
The Met Office is predicting that next summer will be hotter and drier than average.
Unfortunately, they are also predicting that next summer will be in 2019.Submitted by: giorgiss
You know sickipedia has turned into a cult when you have to be a regular user to get the jokes.
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Sir Alex Ferguson has just announced that to help reduce the number of duplicate jokes on Sickipedia he will no longer be playing Giggs in August.
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First day on the new job and I wanted to impress, so I wore my best suit and designer shoes.
The Foreman guessed that I'd never worked on a building site before.Submitted by: giorgiss
With Sickipedia's new scoring system you've got to think - what's the point?
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My mates all say I'm a bit of a pub scarecrow.
I stand in the corner and frighten all the birds.Submitted by: giorgiss
Sickipedia- Promoting safety on the railways since 2009
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Stephen Gateley died as a result of a conversation between God and Michael Jackson in heaven.
When asked if there was anything he would like in his new pad Jacko replied, "A little boy zone!"Submitted by: giorgiss
