Was anyone else hoping she would just kick him in there and then?
Or
That they had a sniper at the ready?Submitted by: giorgiss
My teacher called me a quitter today.
I nearly dropped my English lessons.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw a Policeman at the ATM before, he was there for a while.
He never did get a statement though.Submitted by: giorgiss
The lights went out in our house last night. The wife said it was the fuse box and I needed to go fix it. She never does anything!
I swear I have absolutely no power.Submitted by: giorgiss
Stood next to a barrel of petrol earlier wondering what would happen was I to drop a match into it.
Then I was enlightenedSubmitted by: giorgiss
It seems like perpendicular lines find love the easiest.
They're always just right for each other.Submitted by: giorgiss
Suffered third degree burns at work today. Saw some flames in the corridor so i opened up the fire exit. How was I to know fire exit wasn't a literal meaning.
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Had to break up with my blind girlfriend, couldn't stand her wandering eyes.
Submitted by: giorgiss
How many warranty forms does it take to change a lightbulb?
Submitted by: giorgiss
I just sold the movie rights to my life story. It's not easy being a nocturnal alcholic but I can wait to see "Night Cider".
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