Jokes in category: “joke”:

A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Right, who's first?"

Submitted by: giorgiss

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee?
Getting stung by 2 bees.
What is worse than getting stung by 2 bees?
9/11
What is worse than 9/11?
Getting stung by 3 bees

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Three reasons to stand up:
1) To get the remote.
2) To go to the bathroom.
3) Because you're the real Slim Shady.

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According to my wife, putting the wasp's nest inside the kid's pinata wasn't remotely funny.

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Phil and some friends were sitting at the bar having their beers when someone yelled "21", and there was a small uproar of laughter.
A few minutes later someone else yelled "34" and another roar of laughter rose up.
Phil, confused about this, asked his friend, "Why is everyone laughing at the numbers being called out?"
His friend said, "Well we've been telling the same jokes for so many years that we just numbered them all and if you want to tell a joke you just call out a number."
Phil said, "Can I try?"
His friend nodded and Phil called out, "121" and everyone in the club roared with laughter and it didn't die down for at least another 15 minutes after.
"Why did everyone laugh so hard at that joke?" Phil asked.
His friend said with a small chuckle, "We haven't heard that one before."

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As my wife pulled up and saw the 'Police Line do not cross' tape, she immediately burst into tears
Best 1.50 I've spent.

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I have an imaginary dog which is cool because I can see it and no-one else can, bit like the opposite of a guide dog really.

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BBC News : "Chickens die as lorry overturns"
Investigations into why the chickens were crossing the road have so far only drawn really bad punchlines.

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I hated my first experience of skydiving.
I jumped out of the plane with the other person next to me. Anyway, about halfway down he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"

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