An American walks into a library.
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A Sickipedian goes into a library and asks for a book on original jokes.
The Librarian says, "Sorry, i don't think that exists but here's a book about war/suicide/Madeleine McCann/Stupid Americans/Fat Americans/Gingers/Women"Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on fire.
Oh what a pity replies the librarian, its just gone out.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man once said to me, "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library."
I thought, "That'll be a turn-up for the books."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on the G spot?".
After an extensive search the librarian returns, " Cant find it."
Man : " Thats the one!"Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a bar and asks for a book on how to tell jokes properly
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A Man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'diarrhea'
The Librarian says: " Yes but half the pages are missing"Submitted by: giorgiss
They just opened a new African-American library in my neighborhood. It's truly amazing.
Largest collection of coloring books I've ever seen.Submitted by: giorgiss
A Jew walked into a library to borrow a book, but couldn't find anything that generated enough interest.
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A bloke goes into a library & asks if they have any books on inconclusive answers. The librarian says, "Maybe"
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