I went to the library to borrow a book on tortoises.
The librarian said, "Hardback?"
"Well of course ... but do have you any books on them?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol.
That's the last thing I remember.Submitted by: giorgiss
"BBC News - Library closure threats spark campaigns across England"
So no longer will a man be able to walk into a library and ask for a book on suicide...Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a Library and after a few minutes says to the Librarian he can't find any books on Palestine.
The Librarian replies, " That shelf is currently occupied"Submitted by: giorgiss
Man walks into a library and asks for a book on the Australian wilderness.
Librarian "I'll get it for you, its Outback"Submitted by: giorgiss
A guy walks into a library and asks for a book about lying.
The librarian says "I'm sorry we don't have any books like that."Submitted by: giorgiss
The British Library acquires 3 million new books each year, but they like to keep it quiet.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've penned a few great novels in my time.
For which the library fined me heavily.Submitted by: giorgiss
A German walks into a French library and asks, "Can I borrow a book please?"
The librarian replies, "Yes, just take the book and leave us alone. We want no trouble."Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm a librarian with tourettes syndrome.
My life's a joke.Submitted by: giorgiss
