Liam Gill's friends walk into a library and ask for a dictionary.
The librarian replies ''fuuk of, youse wownt bryng it bakk''Submitted by: giorgiss
My old Dad always used to say to me,
never a lender or a borrower be,
which was a bit odd as he was a librarian.Submitted by: giorgiss
Kate Middleton walks into a library and asks " I need a book on how to keep a happy marriage."
The librarien replies " Yeah its just through the back door."Submitted by: giorgiss
A woman went into a library looking for a book on weddings.
The librarian says, it`s just up that aisle.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into a library and asks if they have a book on famous black criminals.
The librarian says, "Certainly sir, we don't have them all, but keep a small selection in aisles three to sixty four".Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into the library and asked "have you any books on Maddie McCann?"
The librarian said "yes, they're just over by the window. Just take one"Submitted by: giorgiss
Rob Green walks into a Library and asks for a book on goalkeeping. The Librarian says, "Ooh, now I was holding that a second ago."
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An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
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A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on euphemisms.
So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Stephen Hawking walks into a library.
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