Kevin McGee goes into a library.
'Don't even bother asking,' says the librarian.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man crossed the road towards a library but luckily got run over by a bandwagon.
Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on surgery.
The librarian says, "be careful when you open it, there's damage to the spine."Submitted by: giorgiss
Terry Pratchett walks into a library and says " two for the circle and a pound of nuttalls mintoes please"
The librarian says "OOK"Submitted by: giorgiss
I went for a CAT scan earlier.
I'm now being prosecuted by the RSPCA and banned from the library for the misuse of their photocopier.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into library,
"Do you have a book on schizophrenia?"
"We only have one, but they are both out at the moment."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on invisibility.
The librarian couldn't find it.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on Native American homesteads.
Librarian says, "We don't have it at the moment, I'll put it on reservation".Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on declining standards in modern day Britain.
From behind his Daily Sport, the librarian mumbles
"Get it yourself."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and says, "I want a book about delusion."
The librarian says, "No, you just THINK you do."Submitted by: giorgiss
