A man goes into a library and says, "Excuse me, have you got a book on how to get noticed?"

Submitted by: giorgiss

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on cloning.
The librarian says "Sure we have hundreds of copies".

Submitted by: giorgiss

Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances?
The librarian said " Well, they used to be over there......"

Submitted by: giorgiss

A Scouser goes into a library and ask for a book about suicide.
The librarian says: "Sod it, I wish I hadn't recommended it to that ginger now."

Submitted by: giorgiss

A man goes in to a library and asks for a book on slavery.
The librarian says, "Ok, I really hope you bring it back!"

Submitted by: giorgiss

a Muslim walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide bombing.
Librarian says '' This one will blow you away''

Submitted by: giorgiss

Man walks into library & asks if they have any books on bukkake. The librarian replies, "A lot of people come for that."

Submitted by: giorgiss

Statistically, 9 out of 10 librarians hung themselves when they heard Sickipedia was back up.

Submitted by: giorgiss

A man walks into a library and says 'have you got a book on Christopher Reeves?'
The librarian replies 'Yeah. It's that dusty old book over there with the broken spine.'

Submitted by: giorgiss

Man goes into library & asks if they have any books on numbers. The librarian says, "One or two"

Submitted by: giorgiss

Go to page: