I just went to the library in my Town and asked for a book on library jokes...
Suprisingly they have all been borrowed.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walked into a library and asked for 33 books on Mine Rescue.
The librarian asked him, "Are you sure you want them all out?".Submitted by: giorgiss
David Cameron walks into a libary and askes for a book on irony, the librarian says: 'sorry, we are not a libary we are a barbershop now, because you closed all the libaries'.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Man asks Librarian for a book on OCD.
Librarian says '' Gimme a minute and fifty two seconds''Submitted by: giorgiss
A girl came into the library and asked for the new 'Twilight' book,
I nearly threw a good book at her, but I didn't want to catch'er in the eye.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man asks a librarian for a book on patience.
The librarian says,''It's not in yet.''
So the man says,''I'll wait.''Submitted by: giorgiss
I have a dream.
A dream that one day, man may once again be able to enter the library without fear of rejection.Submitted by: giorgiss
A librarian walks into a library and says "Excuse me, do you have a book on role reversal?"
Submitted by: giorgiss
Man walks into a library and says "Hi im looking for a book on how to stop people interu..."
Librarian "Its over there"Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Liverpool FC
'You want the History section' replies the Librarian.Submitted by: giorgiss
