If Tzameti went into a library and asked for a book on suicide, would he come to a book end?
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A man comes home to find his blonde wife holding a gun to her head.
The man screams "Honey, don't do it, I love you"
The woman says "Shut up or you're next!"Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library, confidently walks past the librarian to go borrow the actual book he wants as the various subjects are always clearly stated on the shelves.
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book about wrestling. The librarian says "I'm very sorry sir but someone has that on hold"
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on the Libyan Air Force.
And the Librarian says: " Over there, Sir, In the Tanks section"Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library.
Not in our town he doesn't.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on inverted nipples.
The librarian says; 'Follow me, and I'll pick one out for you.'Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in a Library in Dublin the other day and I asked the Librarian if they had internet access and she replied "Who wrote it?"
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My work as a bookkeeper is becoming more difficult.
Every library in the area has a photo of me.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into the library and asks if they have any books on gullibility.
The librarian says sure but there's a fifty quid deposit on them.Submitted by: giorgiss
