Jokes in category: “library”:

A man walks into a library and asks if they have a book on Mafia hit men.
The librarian says, "We do. Would you like to take it out?"

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A man walks into a library,
which is a quite an achievement considering the government closures.

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A man goes into a Library and asks for something new.
The clerk points him towards the novel section.

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I walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide.
The librarian told me, "Unfortunately, these books have become subject to censorship and are now banned by law."

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
Unfortunately the library was all out, so the librarian just offered him Twilight.

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A man walks into a library and asks the computer self service machine for a book on human interaction.

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I asked the librarian to direct me to the spy thriller section.
It was all very hush-hush.

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Is it just me, or does the library have an unnecessarily rude librarian working there?

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black man walks into a library and asks for a book on crime.. librarian returns with a book on irony..

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A man walks into a Library and says to the Librarian,
"I want a book about Truths please"
"We don't have that book in at the moment, but we do have this one, it's a book about lies and it's just as good"
He bought it

Submitted by: giorgiss