I text my girlfriend "can't wait to get into your knickers later x"
"Be my guest big boy :-)" she replied.
Brilliant.. I think I'll go for the thong, it's soooo comfortable..Submitted by: giorgiss
All of that Eastside-Westside trouble in the USA could have been avoided if the Notorious B.I.G spoke a bit clearer. He only asked his crew to go out and get two packs of sugar.
Submitted by: giorgiss
The sun was shining today as me and my mate were walking to the pub. He said, "It looks great out today!"
I said, "Cheers, I think I'll keep it out"Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to an Italian restaurant and after looking at the menu I said to the waiter, "I'll have the Spinotti Vermicelli."
"Sorry Sir," he replied, "but that's not a dish, that's the name of our chef."Submitted by: giorgiss
After a crazy argument with my wife I went down to the pub and said to the barman, "Bitter."
"Anything else?" He asked.
"Yeah, twisted."Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate said to me "Hey, I saw your missus down at the car boot sale this morning. She drives a hard bargain!"
"Don't be stupid, it's a Nissan Micra" I replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw an advert today outside a beauticians that offered a "Fish Pedicure".
Since when do fish have nails?Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into the Little Girl's room at the cinema yesterday.
There were no girls, just toilets.Submitted by: giorgiss
A google search led me to the "Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network website" - RAINN.org.
I have to admit I was disappointed by their "get involved" section.Submitted by: giorgiss
My Grandad, quite a man for the Ladies
it doesn't matter how clearly the Gents is signpostedSubmitted by: giorgiss
