My wife wasn't to happy when I gave her the letter I wrote for her birthday that she wanted.
It was Y.Submitted by: giorgiss
"That Door's alarmed!" I muttered to an old lady on crutches when she finally got close enough to hear me.
She turned around slowly and started hobbling back the way she came.
I shrugged and un-paused the clip of Jim Morrison looking startled.Submitted by: giorgiss
Working my usual shift at DFS, I was showing this posh couple around.
"Have you decided what to buy for your TV room yet then?" I asked.
"Not so far" the man replied.
"Well, they're more comfortable than chairs" I said.Submitted by: giorgiss
