The swine flu website - created to help calm the pandemic - has been overloaded with approximately 2.7million visitors, and has subsequently crashed, rendering the site inaccessible.
As a Sickipedian, I cannot possibly relate.Submitted by: giorgiss
...and God, in his infinite wisdom, commanded Noah to take two of every creature onto the Ark...
Even woodworms.
Brilliant plan.Submitted by: giorgiss
Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 216 words.
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My girlfriend asked me what I thought we should use as a contraceptive.
Apparently her being naked isn't one.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was on holiday in Miami recently and went on a helicopter trip.
When we were in the air I said to the pilot
"Isn't there a place round here somewhere, named after a shape, where airplanes disappear without a trace?"
"Oh, you mean the Bermuda triangle".
"No, The Pentagon".Submitted by: giorgiss
David Cameron has described tax avoidance as being morally repugnant.
It's good to see that he learnt such a strong ethical awareness when he studied at Eton College, registered charity number 1139086.Submitted by: giorgiss
Prince Charles has been made a Field Marshal, Admiral of the Fleet and Marshal of the Royal Air Force in the Honours list by his mum.
My mum made me a jumper.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate pointed out the window and said, "Is that your wife mowing the lawn out there?"
"Yeah, she never stops," I replied
"Call me old fashioned if you want, but I hate to see a woman doing manual labour."
"Me too," I replied, as I closed the curtains.Submitted by: giorgiss
The all new kindle... because you need to carry 3500 books around
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Thought of the day:
If France had a civil war, which side would surrender first?Submitted by: giorgiss
