Just read the headline 'Motorcyclist killed in A1 collision' on the BBC website.
I for one think that the media should show more respect to the grieving family and refrain from rating fatal accidents.

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I can't help but wonder how Bovril happened.
At what point was anyone looking at tea and thinking "This isn't meaty enough."?

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Police are using thermal imaging cameras to search for raves in Kent.
I guess it's pretty hard to see 34 strobe lights, hear a 20k sound system and smell half of Morocco burning.

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They've just brought out non-alcoholic Cider...
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's Apple Juice!

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My friends say I'm too easy to please.
I was delighted when they told me.

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Is there anyone called Phillip here?
I found your screwdriver.

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News reader- "Melted snow could freeze and turn to ice"
Looks like someone has a degree in chemistry

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Read this joke by weeman160:
According to BBC, University students can now take a course studying comedy.
What a joke!
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You might want to consider applying.

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I'm not saying it's hot but I just saw a Goth taking his coat off.

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I was at a nightclub and standing by the door. The Bouncer came over and said, "You have to move you're blocking the fire exit,"
As though if there was a fire I wasn't going to run.

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