Eminem is officially worth $115 million.
I can't wait to hear his next song about how much he hates his life.Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently, Rizla justify their production of Kingsize papers by saying they are for long distance lorry drivers and not for drug use.
Yeah right!
And I spend my time in internet chat rooms talking to children because I don't want them to be lonely.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just walked into my Sarcastics Anonymous club, five minutes late.
They said, "Oh, nice of you to join us."Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought some pyjamas off the internet, and when I got them I found they had pockets.
Which is great, because now I no longer have to hold things when I'm asleep.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ronseal, does exactly what it says on the tin.
Funny, I can't seem to see where it says, "Ruins your best jeans."Submitted by: giorgiss
I've no idea what's going on with this weather.
It's gone really cold again just like it did last winter. Crazy.Submitted by: giorgiss
Women, I wish to thank you for placing those "Child On Board" stickers in the back of your cars, as they obviously make me realise that I value the life of your child far greater than I do of my own life. Before you started doing this, I simply slowed my own vehicle down by ramming it into the car in front of me. I shall now use my brakes and refrain from having a large rear-end collision with you in the future.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Why do fat, ugly, hairy women take advantage of innocent, drunk men?
Submitted by: giorgiss
At Amy Winehouse's funeral her father said that she had conquered her addiction to drugs and was winning her battle with alcohol.
Such a shame when someone so young dies of old age.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was eating a packet of Walker's crisps the other day: Stephen Fry's Fry Up flavour. The first crisp tasted just like sausages, the second tasted exactly like eggs with tomato ketchup, but what did the third crisp taste of?
Trick question: of course there was no third crisp.Submitted by: giorgiss
