I finally get this "big society" thing, David Cameron spends 680,000 doing up number 10 and I have earned 680 to keep my family of 3 for a month "we are in this together".
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A staff member at Royal Mail had a birthday party last week, and me and a group of friends were invited.
We turned up bearing no cards of gifts, just to show him what it feels like.Submitted by: giorgiss
I could look at you all day but the zoo shuts at 6pm.
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English sport- we couldn't win an arm wrestle with Jade Goodys mum
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My wife left me because of my constant references to cowboys.
This house wasn't big enough for the both of us anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just seen a bloke in the bookies bet on Stephen Hawkings to win the next series of the X Factor.
Well, he might as well have. He backed Team GB to win a medal in the 100m and 200m races at the Olympics.Submitted by: giorgiss
Where do yahoo get their headlines from?
I just read "Dutch among lowest cannabis users in Europe..."
What tomorrow?
"America has the lowest BMI on the planet..."
"Britain has the least migrants in the world..."
"Muslim women catch the most sun..."
The mind boggles!Submitted by: giorgiss
Just yesterday I was asking my girlfriend how she thinks OJ's life would have panned out if he were white...
But "apparently" being BLACK doesn't MAKE you a MURDERER.Submitted by: giorgiss
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every flower can survive thirst, but a cactus can. Not every vegetable can read, but bless, look at you having a little go!
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I was walking through the park with a mate when he cried out "Ouch! A bug just flew into my left eye! What are the chances!"
"Precisely 1 in 2."Submitted by: giorgiss
