You can be in the copper team or the aluminium team, but there is no iron team.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Overfamiliarity breeds Chlamydia.Submitted by: giorgiss
I regret calling my son 'Curiosity' ever since we got our cat.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Whenever I get the chance, I give my wife a cuddle, because you know what they say -
"Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer."Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife has left me because I keep getting my phrases mixed up.
Oh well plenty more fish out of water.Submitted by: giorgiss
They say, "You never really know what you've got until it's gone."
I can't wait to see how much I'll miss my wife.Submitted by: giorgiss
They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush,
but my hand on your birds bush is worth two black eyes.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why do people say stuff is 'the best thing since sliced bread'?
There are plenty things better, and it wouldn't kill us if we had to slice it ourselves would it?Submitted by: giorgiss
I keep losing my Tom-Tom,which leaves me wondering...
Submitted by: giorgiss
Since I moved to London a couple of weeks ago I've been living life in the fast lane.
It's one he'll of a traffic jam.Submitted by: giorgiss
