I bought my first ever clock the otherday.
I think its about time.Submitted by: giorgiss
A comedian friend of mine insists on visiting Thailand once a year to let off steam and focus on the essence of comedy.
To him, Thai minge is everything.Submitted by: giorgiss
Confucius say he who seeks a good sandwich should date a girl from subways.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Walking off at half time, Man City's Spanish winger was seen surrounded by team mates moaning & groaning.
Seems that every crowd has a Silva whining.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend left me because of all the mental notes I make to myself.
Maybe the one where I shaved the dog and carved 'BUY SOME MILK' into it's back, was a little too far.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm thinking of taking my relationship with my girlfriend to the next level. You know, 'tying the knot'.
I'm just not sure if we're ready for S&M yet, though.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just returned from a holiday in Ireland.
It wasn't all it was craiced up to be.Submitted by: giorgiss
My son seems to be hanging out with too many cooks, spoiling broths.
But it's just a phrase he's going through.Submitted by: giorgiss
I asked my friend who he thought would win the next series of University Challenge.
He said ''It's all academic''Submitted by: giorgiss
Funeral processions.
Hats off to 'em.Submitted by: giorgiss
