The girlfriend just said to me "Is it really 7 o' clock? I thought it was earlier than that".
"It was", I replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't know why I put my watch forward last night.
I was never that good at poker anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
What did the Rolex say to the sun-dial?
"How's it going old timer?"Submitted by: giorgiss
My watch tells the time in four different countries.
Scotland, England, Wales and even Portugual.Submitted by: giorgiss
So people in the East Coast of America die sooner than the poeple in the West Coast.
...Normally by about 3 hours.Submitted by: giorgiss
I think the wife's finally flipped.
She must be the worlds slowest pancake maker.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been putting off telling my wife that I broke the expensive watch she bought me.
Its never the right time.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was sat in my car the other day waiting for my missus to come out of the train station. I got a text saying her train was delayed, so I put the heating on and shut my eyes. Every 20 minutes I had somebody knocking on my window asking for the time, so eventually I wrote on a notepad "I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME" and put it on my dashboard, not 15 minutes goes past when somebody woke me up, knocking on my window shouting "It's 10 past 4 mate!"
Submitted by: giorgiss
Nothing says i'm a dyslexic cowboy than ordering a drink in a salon.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Think I put my clock back too far.
My mum just asked me to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.Submitted by: giorgiss
