A bloke stopped me in the street and asked if I had the correct time on me,
I replied "I'm sorry I haven't, my watch is five minutes slow."Submitted by: giorgiss
At the moment, I'm working at the clock disposal...
But to be honest, it's a waste of time.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate makes clocks in his shed as a hobby.
He clearly has too much time on his hands.Submitted by: giorgiss
After years of searching, I finally worked out the meaning of clocks.
Well, it's about time.Submitted by: giorgiss
Americans have there dates the wrong way round...
maybe that's why they were late...Submitted by: giorgiss
My new clock is simply amazing, it can actually count.
The last time I looked at it, it said 0123Submitted by: giorgiss
My boss said, "I thought you were going to set all of the clocks when you came in this morning?"
"Yes sorry." I replied, "I didn't have the time."Submitted by: giorgiss
After getting a job at the clock factory, I asked my new boss:
"What hours will I do?"
He said, "Are you stupid? All 12 of them."Submitted by: giorgiss
I was the first in my family for the next 73 generations to successfully time-travel.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I was just reminiscing with my mates about when we all went to the clock museum.
Good times!Submitted by: giorgiss
