I love the clocks going forward, it really brings people together.
Right now, up and down the nation, literally thousands of people are united in looking at their computer screen and their mobile phone and trying to work out whether they changed themselves automatically in the night or whether they are still an hour behind.Submitted by: giorgiss
Don't forget that the clocks go forward continuously.
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My Great-Great-Great-Grandmother called me a liar.
That's the last time I'll travel back in time to see her.Submitted by: giorgiss
You ever have one of those nights where it's so boring it feels like time is going backwards?
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Travelling into the future is easy. It just takes a while.
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Sometimes, when I'm bored, I like to prefix every question with the phrase "I have travelled here from the year 1987 to ask..."
Which is technically true.Submitted by: giorgiss
I put my clock forward like everybody told me to.
It fell off the mantlepiece and smashed to bits.Submitted by: giorgiss
11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day.
It's second to noon.Submitted by: giorgiss
I asked my mate for a second opinion.
He said, "Well I-"
-"Whoa" I said, "Times up."Submitted by: giorgiss
This changing the time an hour ain't half affected my body clock.
I got my early morning erection when I was standing in the bus queueSubmitted by: giorgiss
