I'm good at polishing my watch. It's my time to shine
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I was watching the news just then, and they kept going on about losing an hour tonight?
Those spending cuts are getting pretty serious...Submitted by: giorgiss
01:00 to 02:00 this morning. Now there's an hour of my life I'll never get back.
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I was walking through the park when a woman asked for the time.
So I looked at the the sun and said, "It's 8.45pm, miss."
She was so amazed she asked me out for a drink, I'll not tell her the sun was setting beside a clock tower.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was driving to a football game with my wife when we saw a fan laying by the side of the road in a pool of blood.
As we got out of the car to help him my wife said, "Poor guy, I don't think he's going to make it."
"Yeah, it's tragic," I replied, "Kick off is in 30 minutes and he's still 10 miles from the ground.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've already set my clock back, because I'd rather have the extra hour now,
While I'm awake to enjoy it.Submitted by: giorgiss
You know you take too many drugs when your cat has a better sleeping pattern than you.
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Yesterday I saw Back to the Future, and I got so influenced by the movie that I took my car on the road and drove it at maximum speed, trying to go back in time.
And, in a way, it worked. Thanks to the police, I was able to return to a time before I had my license.Submitted by: giorgiss
After ten years of hard work I finally finished making my time machine today.
So I went back ten years in time and it only took me two minutes.Submitted by: giorgiss
It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine"
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