Jokes in category: “time”:

A clock with a mirror?
Time for reflection.

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My mums sister is very knowledgeable when it comes to time pieces,
good old Aunty Clockwise..

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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

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My mate has just offered me a share in his new time trvelling business.
I had to turn him down though.........i just could'nt see a future in it.

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Isnt It Ironic How Trojan Condoms are the Best Brand of condoms....
Yet in reality The Trojans walls were breached by Able Seamen

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I set my alarm as a Justin Bieber song
It works a treat, I now wake up early just so I don't have to hear it

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I just wrote 'a million years' on both my palms for no reason.
What can I say? I have a lot of time on my hands.

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I was arranging a date with a girl who worked in the army and she asked if I could pick her up at 2200 hours.
It's now 91 days and 16 hours later and tonight is my lucky night. Hope she's remembered.

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I said to my mate, "Did you know that the new iphone has a time travel app on it?"
He said, "What, the iphone 5?"
I said, "No, the iphone 37."

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I bought myself a new 24 hour clock yesterday.
It's rubbish. It only lasted a day.

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