Despite the clocks going back, I actually feel surprisingly awake for a Monday.
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Getting older is like a game of chess
It's long, boring and I honestly don't really know what I'm doingSubmitted by: giorgiss
If today's the longest day, why's my watch still going at the same speed?
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I thought I'd kill some time today.
It took me ages.Submitted by: giorgiss
If I could go back and talk to my younger self, I'd say "Don't worry about anything. In the future you'll invent a time machine."
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My mate text me yesterday telling to meet him at half six. Well I turned up at three and he was three and a half hours late.
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I think when asked the question "What super power would you have if you could have any?" nearly everyone picks the ability to freeze time and I think we all know FULL WELL why.
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My doctor has just given me an hour and a half to live, and I wish there was a way of making each minute feel like a day.
So i'm just going to watch the womens world cup semi final.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's one good thing about living in the past.
It gives you something to look forward to.Submitted by: giorgiss
You know summer's coming soon when the clocks change and the paedos come out of hibernation.
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