Jokes in category: “time”:

Was reading an article about the clocks going back at 2am and came across this;
"However some 90 years after it was first introduced, critics say by changing the clocks we adversely affect our body's natural rhythms."
They're quick off the mark aren't they?

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I can't be the only one that is going to drive my car at 88 mph at 01:59.59 this morning.

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I used to time travel as a hobby when I was older.....

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Before light bulbs were invented what used to pop above peoples heads when they had a good idea?

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I saw a billboard with a picture of a clock on it.
I guess that's a sign of the times

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Try eating your breakfast before you go to bed,
This will save you lots of time in the morning.

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I'd be sweating if I was Sarah Ferguson at the moment...She's ginger and it's 27 degrees out here

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Someone get Harold Camping some drugs and some hookers and he'll forget he ever wanted the world to end.

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Americans are lazy - sleeping in every morning. Trust me, I phone random US numbers when I wake up and they are always sleeping. And so rude as well.

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Here's an idea.
Instead of turning the clocks back by an hour, let's just turn it back by 30 minutes instead.
And just leave it. Like, forever.

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