That's what happens when you mess with time travel,
Dr Emmit Brown on the guitar at the closing ceremony at the 2012 olympicsSubmitted by: giorgiss
Proof that time travel is possible !
I've just received a joke by txt before I've even posted it on here.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wish you were here... in my room... on my bed... with the lights off... under the blanket... so I can show you my new watch that glows in the dark!
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The last time I went to the doctors he told me that I was going blind.
I haven't seen him since.Submitted by: giorgiss
Time really flies by.
Seems like only yesterday I was just a young apprentice-bater.Submitted by: giorgiss
Oh well, I've Just looked at the clock and decided to call it a day. Which is stupid because it's a clock!
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My wife left me a week ago because of my ridiculous grasp of time.
It's been the loneliest million hours of my life.Submitted by: giorgiss
My favourite clock has just stopped.
I'm going to have a day of morning.Submitted by: giorgiss
I stayed up late last night - did anyone else get that Deja Vu / Groundhog Day feeling halfway through the night?
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I just found out my grandad shot about 15 Germans during the war
Which is a bit weird because he was a butcher.Submitted by: giorgiss
