The Sun: Baby P killer is free on Friday
What do we need to do, collect the tokens?Submitted by: giorgiss
Time Travel does exist, I just discovered it next week
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If time is money, then aren't all ATMs time machines?
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This new sundial I bought is useless.
It doesn't say whether it's AM or PM.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's just taken me nearly four hours to eat a dozen watches.
It was very time consuming.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today at work i have managed to get 8 casio watches on one wrist and 9 rolex's on the other.
I think i have to much time on my hands......Submitted by: giorgiss
I once built a time machine.
Yes, I remember it like it was tomorrow.Submitted by: giorgiss
I spent 14 hours designing a belt from old stopwatches.
Then realised it was just a waist of time...Submitted by: giorgiss
Maybe I'm not imaginative enough, but if I had a time machine, I think I'd just fast-forward to bedtime.
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It's 1:05am.
Only 5 minutes ago until the clocks go back.Submitted by: giorgiss
