My job is to sort out prisoner's letters and packages, or blackmail as I like to call it.
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I love it how people can't get to work in the morning when it snows but they're perfectly capable of getting home when it snows during work.
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I quit my job working for Nike.
Just couldn't do it anymore.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub.
He seemed like a decent feller.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love my job. Colleagues have been writing names on the food in the office fridge - I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie. How cute!
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It's always good to find out you're going to be working from home, unless you're a fireman.
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I couldn't believe it when one of my employees told me that I didn't take workplace bullying seriously.
But I gave him an official Crybaby Form to fill in anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm planning a remake of 'The Never Ending story'.
It starts with me asking my wife, "How was work?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I can remember my teacher telling me, I wouldn't amount to anything if I carried on with my compulsive lying.
Proved him wrong, I got a job as a Weatherman.Submitted by: giorgiss
Managed to get rid of my mean boss yesterday after he had a heart attack in the office.
If only he'd allowed personal calls on company time, I'd have phoned him an ambulance.Submitted by: giorgiss
