What qualifications do you need to be a road sweeper?
None.
You just pick it up as you go along!Submitted by: giorgiss
University is hard. We work 11 hours a day, 7 days a week, for 2 weeks a year.
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Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've quit my new job as a postman.
They handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: "This isn't for me."Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate was complaining that the factory he works in is full of immigrant workers. I said, "It makes you wish you'd paid attention at school, doesn't it?"
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I got done for theft at my job interview the other day.
Well, he did tell me to take a seat.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've had to take a second job working in a bakery.
I knead the dough.Submitted by: giorgiss
Guy 1: "If my boss doesn't take back what he said to me, I'm leaving the company."
Guy 2: "What did he say?"
Guy 1: "Leave the company."Submitted by: giorgiss
I quit my job last week at the helium factory.
I just didn't like being spoken to in that tone of voice.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call Postman Pat on the dole?
Pat.Submitted by: giorgiss
