A beautiful woman is lying in a hospital bed about to undergo minor surgery. Soon after she is wheeled into the corridor by a nurse, then left alone.
While the nurse is away, a young man in a white coat approaches the girl, takes the sheets away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and starts examining her.
When a third man comes over and begins to examine her body, the girl begins to grow impatient. "All of this examining is great, you guys are really thorough," she says. "But when will I be having my operation?"
The first man shrugs his shoulders. "Beats me. We're just painting the landing."Submitted by: giorgiss
Thank you so much Sickipedia.
Thanks to this amazing site, my employer has just awarded me with a formal warning.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got fired at work today.
My boss said my communication skills were awful.
I didn't know what to say to that.Submitted by: giorgiss
A very attractive young woman came up to me today and asked me to get her a drink.
Then I remembered.
I was serving behind the bar.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes up to his bosses office and says, "Sir, you got to give me a raise, three other companies are after me."
"Well is that a fact?" his boss asked, "Well which companies would they be?"
The man replies, "The electric, phone and gas companies"Submitted by: giorgiss
I went for a job interview. The interviewer told me I would earn 1200 per month. Then after six months I would be on 1400 per month. I told him I'd start in six months time.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm very displeased with the terms under which my job at the cannon factory ended...
They fired me.Submitted by: giorgiss
Never work with your girlfriend!
I met mine at work.
I mean, at first there's the bonuses like getting to stare at her hot body all day and sneaking off for a quickie in the toilets.
But then there are the downsides - She always asks me stupid questions, tries to show me off to her friends, leaves me annoying presents on my desk and writes me barely hidden messages in her reports...
And having to give her detention.Submitted by: giorgiss
"In this job we need someone who is responsible," said an employer to a prospective employee.
"I'm your man," replied the potential employee. "On my last job, every time things went wrong, they said I was responsible".Submitted by: giorgiss
My boss hauled me into his office and accused me of skiving the day before.
He said "you called in sick and I know you played golf." I said "that's nonsense and I've got the fish to prove it."Submitted by: giorgiss
